This is one of the more ridiculous spiders I’ve had to post, but it’s not just a variant cover. The Tsum Tsum version of Spider-Man has had actual comics made of it, where it is shown that it is not only alive, but it had super powers, and has even teamed up with the real Spider-Man.
Spider-Tsum Tsum can shoot webbing, swing, crawl on walls, and change its size (and mass?) at will. Also, it only speaks in emojis.